Thursday, 23 September 2010

Machete

It has Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba as the gun toting totty. 2 out of 3 of them manage to get naked in the movie, that’s quite an achievement by Robert Rodriguez.

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The Naked Lindsay Lohan.

It has Danny Trejo and Steven Seagal as the masters of violence. It is about time that Trejo got the lead in a great movie. Too often he is overlooked as just another baddy. Surprisingly, Seagal gives up his good guy image and acts the bad mutha fucka in this movie. It is a role that suits him and perhaps might be the road back from the land of straight to DVD releases he has been in for quite a while.

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The very very hot Michelle Rodriguez. Very Hot!!

Somewhere it all went off the boil for both Jeff and Don Johnson, like Seagal above, the bad guy image suits them to a tee.

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 The very naked and very hot Jessica Alba

Add to that buckets of blood and the great Robert DeNiro as a down right nasty piece of shit US Senator and Cheech Marin as a spliff loving, gun toting priest and you have yourself a great movie! Go see it!


***Update***
Just saw an interview where Jessica Alba admits that she was not nude and that it is all down to post processing... Ahhh well.

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