Walking around Ikea

I like Ikea, I could spend hours there, really I could. Well I could if people only followed the fucking floor arrows!!

People, the arrows are on the floor for a reason, you follow them! Don't fucking walk in the opposite direction to the arrows, especially if you are:

A: Wheeling a buggy / pram / wheelchair
B: Pushing a shopping trolley or cart

It's not brain surgery people, just follow the fucking arrows.

Oh and whilst I am bitching and moaning, don't stop in the middle of the aisle with your cart blocking one side and your pram blocking the other and then look surprised when people tell you to get out of the way. Fucking tools.