More comedy gold from my mouse….

Ahh yeah, what can I say………

Top 10 Signs you are in a relationship…

1. You give at least 2 weeks notice before ‘spontaneously’ going out on a Thursday night.

2. You seem to use the phrase 'What’s the matter?" more than any other in the English language.

3. You drink orange juice from a glass.

4. You know what fennel is.

5. You have spent over €1000 on a 1 week holiday.

6. You sit on the toilet, reach for FHM and find it buried beneath OK, Hello and VIP.

7. You use a Brita filter.

8. You don't even consider looking when her fit friend bends over.

9. You have a system for everything, laundry, dishes, shopping, cleaning, sex...

10. You never ever seem to have any money.

Tiger, tiger, not burning so bright now, are you?

As if marrying most mens sexual fantasy (Blonde Swedish Au Pair) was not enough, it is now alleged that Tiger Woods was having "relations" with 2, yes that's right, 2 porn stars!!

Now granted I had not heard of these "stars" before hand (seriously, I hadn't, I really mean that), but I have since researched their work and yes, yes they are what they claim to be.

The first to be exposed in the media was Holly Sampson, a 36yo actress... As you can see from the picture below, she is an attractive lady, not a supermodel by any means, but still attractive.


The second of these actresses is a lady who goes by the name of Joslyn James. Yet again another attractive lady with some obvious charms..


Now I understand the thrill he can get from banging pornstars, but sweet jaysus man, you had your own Swedish Au Pair at home, and if I am being honest she is far better looking than either of the two ladies above!


On a seperate note, it has been a bad month for the stars of Gillettes adverts... First Henry shows just what sort of cheating bastard he is, then Tiger Woods shows the same!! What the hell is Federer going to do???

Part 4 on an ongoing series of shite cartoons…

Yeap, that’s right, another cartoon of mine!

Indian based Customer Service Centres..

I emailed 3 Ireland with regards to Google Anroid phones....

I got a call back from some bloke in Dehli explaining that I could use Google Search on all their phones... I tried to explain what I wanted, but to no avail. I then mentioned the iPhone to him and he went to off to get information on Windows Media compatible phones!!

Now I know that companies need to look after every little penny these days, but seriously, outsourcing your tech support / sales support to some room in India where the guy cannot understand what you want or what you are saying just frustrates the customer (me) more. In the end, I just gave up.

When my upgrade is due, I will seriously consider switching networks to which ever has an Irish based customer support service.