So I see that Perez Hilton, the worlds worst celebrity blogger was assaulted at the weekend. I can't say I am surprised about that. I am surprised that it is the first time in 5 years though!
The man makes a living on being rude, ignorant, horrid and spiteful to rock stars, pop stars, movie stars and wannabes on his blog.. He started out 5 years ago commenting about these people and the lives they live and the alleged debauchery and now he has turned into what he hated originally. Frankly his treatment of Miley Cyrus (16 years old for gods sake) borders on bullying.
Strangely, some time later he changed his story and it is now alleged that Polo Molina (he manages Will.I.Am) assaulted Perez Hilton.
Now I don't condone violence at all. As anyone who knows me will tell you, I wouldn't hurt a fly (and I'll fecking beat the shit out of anyone who says otherwise), but if you are going to deliberately try to wind up someone by calling them a fag and a faggot to their face, then you should expect payback.
One final thing. Now I have had my fair share of punches to the eye, both deliberate and accidental. They generally involved copious amounts of swelling and bruising. Now bruising can be covered up by make up, but swelling? Well that is hard to hide, but Perez seems to have found the solution.
Whilst it is quite obvious that I am not a fan of Perez Hilton, I feel it only fair to also point out that I am not a fan of Will.I.Am or the Black Eyed Peas. It should be noted however, that I definitely would do Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas, and not just for celebrity value!